"Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...Who's the Eddiest of Them All??"
8 x 8in oil on museum quality panel
$350
In one of those moments of life imitating art...or art imitating life...or Eddie just making stuff up....here's the latest.
Eddie's Story:
He spent the week at the local spa having some beautification rituals performed and making plans for a return visit to have Zoom whitening done on his teeth, tail extension, ear straightening, whisker implants---well, you get the picture.
And according to Eddie, he is now just one degree away from Johnny Depp (you may recall the "twins, separated at birth" theory Eddie has of himself and Mr. Depp), due to some activity at the spa while he was there.
My Story:
In a much needed break from Eddie, verging on a desperate act, I begged the local vet, Kendra (at Central KY Veterinary Services), to house Eddie for a week and bring him up to speed on his shots and teeth cleaning. I did not order Zoom whitening and do not believe they offer the nip and tuck things Eddie is talking about. As to the Johnny Depp, one degree away story...oddly enough, it seems to check out.
The Scoop:
According to unnamed sources.....Evidently, during Eddie's stay, one pot-belly pig was admitted for emergency surgery.
Guess who the pig belongs too?
Johnny Depp.
You just can't make the good stuff up. I am......
Speechless in Paris.
Note: This is No. 10 in the Eddie and Phyllis Series. To see the entire collection, click here. Pin It
